Smith Co. Sheriff's Office Responds to Argument Over Kittens

An argument that broke out between two neighbors over one allegedly taking the other's kittens was resolved by sheriff's deputies Saturday night.

Smith County Sheriff's deputies received a call from a man around 3:45 p.m. on County Road 4145 who said his neighbor took two of his kittens and would not return them.

About an hour later, the man called back demanding deputies come to the scene because the neighbor still refused to give back his kittens. He said that he and the neighbor both were intoxicated and he "has a pistol," according to the report.

Space Station Residents to Drink Recycled Urine

Michael Barratt, a NASA astronaut and flight surgeon making his first flight, said the crew has been cleared to use processed urine and condensate for personal hygiene, and expects permission to begin drinking the recycled water in the next few weeks.
Barratt also told CBS News that he looked forward to "running on Colbert" when a new treadmill, named after comedian Stephen Colbert, is delivered to the station later this year.
Colbert recently urged viewers to vote for him in a NASA competition to name a new space station module. His choice--the Colbert module--came in first, but NASA announced on his show Tuesday that the module would instead be named Tranquility. Astronaut Sunita Williams, a space station veteran, told the comedian that instead, a new treadmill would be known as the Combined Operational Load Bearing External Resistance Treadmill, or Colbert.

For anyone interested in taking a tour of your own ass-hole, don't miss your chance!

An inflatable, 20-foot-long eight-foot-high replica of a human colon will be in Tyler from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. Friday at the East Texas Medical Center's Pavilion, 801 Clinic Drive.

The "Prevent Cancer Super Colon" will teach people that colorectal cancer is preventable, treatable and beatable, officials said. Visitors can walk through the display and get a close-up look at healthy colon tissue, tissue with non-malignant colorectal disease, colorectal polyps and various stages of colorectal cancer.

Colorectal cancer is the second-leading cancer killer but is curable 90 percent of the time when detected early.

Games, door prizes and refreshments will also be available at the event. Parking will be available next to the Pavilion or across the street.

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I Wouldn't Throw You Out of Bed For Eating Crackers...

Citing "insufficient looks," Charles Hausner, 31, Irvine, California, threw Amy Glass out of his bed Monday after catching the 27-year-old consuming Saltines. According to Hausner, Glass was not attractive enough to warrant special in-bed cracker-eating privileges. "Had she looked like Claudia Schiffer, I most certainly would have let the transgression slide and allowed her to stay in my bed and get crumbs all over the sheets," Hausner said. "But she doesn't, so I had no choice but to kick her out.

And from Smith County.......A man reported to Smith County deputies that he came home and found a strange woman sitting on his couch eating crackers from his kitchen cabinets in his residence on County Road 1125. Authorities say the man held the woman until deputies could arrive and charge her with criminal trespass of a habitation.Officials said the woman, believed to be intoxicated, was looking for someone who did not live at the residence.

Sign the Petition to Bring Back Movin 107.5

Yes, it's true....CBS Broadcasting has decided to replace the Top 40 format to a Hispanic music station. Damn it, I miss my Burn. Even though I never really worked out to it, but I thought about it...a lot. In fact, I probably would have started working out real soon if they hadn't taken it off the air.

Think of all the fun party tricks we're going to miss too...like the one Mel told us about one morning where you take a matchbook, fold it in half, lick the cardboard part and stick it inside your bra and light it on fire.

Please bring back Chris & Mel, the Burn & that obnoxious guy that was on when I was driving home. Go here to sign the petition...... http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/signed.cgi?movin107&1

The Grand Prairie Police Needs Your Help.....

The Grand Prairie Police is asking for assistance from the public in locating an assault rifle
they noticed had gone missing from a squad car. Seriously?