Three Wise Women.....

What Would Have Happened if it Had Been Three Wise Women Instead of Three Wise Men?

They would have asked directions,
Arrived on time,
Helped deliver the baby,
Cleaned the stable,
Made a casserole,
And brought practical gifts……..


But What Would They Have Said When They Left...?

“Did you see the sandals Mary was wearing with that gown?"
"I heard Joseph isn't even working right now."
"And that donkey they were riding has seen better days, too."
"Virgin, my a$$! I knew her in high school."
"That baby doesn't look anything like Joseph."
"Want to bet how long it will take to get my casserole dish back?"
"Did you see that drummer boy? He can beat my drum anytime!!!