Happy New Year's Eve & Go Elf Yourself

Hope everyone has a safe & wonderful New Year's Eve. I am still contemplating how to spend mine. It's hardly worth going out with all the drunks on the road.

Send your own ElfYourself eCards

***It Snowed***

Everything is just more beautiful sprinkled with a little snow.

Canton Woman Get 9 Years in Pyramid Scam

A Dallas federal judge has sentenced a Canton woman to nine years in prison for her role in a multimillion-dollar securities fraud case and on a failure-to-appear charge after she skipped an earlier sentencing hearing.
On Dec. 3, U.S. District Judge Barbara Lynn sentenced Cynthia Setser, 51, to five years in prison for her role in a multimillion-dollar pyramid scheme spearheaded by her husband, Gregory Setser.
Ms. Setser must also pay more than $61 million in restitution and serve four years for failing to appear at her January 2007 sentencing.
The scheme, aimed largely at Christian investors including televangelist Benny Hinn, bilked hundreds of people from Texas and California out of more than $170 million before the FBI shut down the Setsers' sham import company, IPIC Investments, in 2003. Mr. Setser was sentenced to 40 years in prison.
Ms. Setser was arrested in Florida in December 2007, 11 months after she skipped her original sentencing hearing.

Important Health Issue For Women.....

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
about yourself and your actions.

Margaritas can help ease you out of your Shyness and let you tell the
world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with
a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent
you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will
discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start
living, with Margaritas.

Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or
nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind
nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include:

- Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration
- Erotic lustfulness
- Loss of motor control
- Loss of money
- Table dancing
- Headache
- Dehydration
- Dry mouth
- And a desire to sing Karaoke

WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering
when you are not.

WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over
and over again that you love them.

WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

NOTE:
Alternative formulary and non-formulary versions of this name brand
product are available,including Cosmopolitan and generic alternatives
have proven effective including anything ending in "tini".

Three Wise Women.....

What Would Have Happened if it Had Been Three Wise Women Instead of Three Wise Men?

They would have asked directions,
Arrived on time,
Helped deliver the baby,
Cleaned the stable,
Made a casserole,
And brought practical gifts……..


But What Would They Have Said When They Left...?

“Did you see the sandals Mary was wearing with that gown?"
"I heard Joseph isn't even working right now."
"And that donkey they were riding has seen better days, too."
"Virgin, my a$$! I knew her in high school."
"That baby doesn't look anything like Joseph."
"Want to bet how long it will take to get my casserole dish back?"
"Did you see that drummer boy? He can beat my drum anytime!!!