Citing "insufficient looks," Charles Hausner, 31, Irvine, California, threw Amy Glass out of his bed Monday after catching the 27-year-old consuming Saltines. According to Hausner, Glass was not attractive enough to warrant special in-bed cracker-eating privileges. "Had she looked like Claudia Schiffer, I most certainly would have let the transgression slide and allowed her to stay in my bed and get crumbs all over the sheets," Hausner said. "But she doesn't, so I had no choice but to kick her out.
And from Smith County.......A man reported to Smith County deputies that he came home and found a strange woman sitting on his couch eating crackers from his kitchen cabinets in his residence on County Road 1125. Authorities say the man held the woman until deputies could arrive and charge her with criminal trespass of a habitation.Officials said the woman, believed to be intoxicated, was looking for someone who did not live at the residence.
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