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I Wouldn't Throw You Out of Bed For Eating Crackers...

Citing "insufficient looks," Charles Hausner, 31, Irvine, California, threw Amy Glass out of his bed Monday after catching the 27-year-old consuming Saltines. According to Hausner, Glass was not attractive enough to warrant special in-bed cracker-eating privileges. "Had she looked like Claudia Schiffer, I most certainly would have let the transgression slide and allowed her to stay in my bed and get crumbs all over the sheets," Hausner said. "But she doesn't, so I had no choice but to kick her out.

And from Smith County.......A man reported to Smith County deputies that he came home and found a strange woman sitting on his couch eating crackers from his kitchen cabinets in his residence on County Road 1125. Authorities say the man held the woman until deputies could arrive and charge her with criminal trespass of a habitation.Officials said the woman, believed to be intoxicated, was looking for someone who did not live at the residence.

Sign the Petition to Bring Back Movin 107.5

Yes, it's true....CBS Broadcasting has decided to replace the Top 40 format to a Hispanic music station. Damn it, I miss my Burn. Even though I never really worked out to it, but I thought about it...a lot. In fact, I probably would have started working out real soon if they hadn't taken it off the air.

Think of all the fun party tricks we're going to miss too...like the one Mel told us about one morning where you take a matchbook, fold it in half, lick the cardboard part and stick it inside your bra and light it on fire.

Please bring back Chris & Mel, the Burn & that obnoxious guy that was on when I was driving home. Go here to sign the petition...... http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/signed.cgi?movin107&1

The Grand Prairie Police Needs Your Help.....

The Grand Prairie Police is asking for assistance from the public in locating an assault rifle
they noticed had gone missing from a squad car. Seriously?